WARNING
Readers/Visitors, This is an adult gay site and you may find things here which may not appear proper to you, therfore you are requested not to proceed further if you feel offended by gay sex. The stories here are purely fictional and any resemblance is purely incidental.
(Note: In urdu, the full-moon-night is called Chaand-Raat. In hindi, it is same as Poornimaa)
meraa badan to jaise jalane lagaa tha.
mainne apane kaanpate haathon se apani jacket ke button dhoondhe. do button kisi tarah mil paaye aur mainne un donon ko khol diyaa. phir mere haath thak gaye aur meri god mein baith kar aaraam karane lage.
mere chaand ne dagmagaate huye jaa kar kuchh switches on-off kiye.kuchh lights bujheen. kuch nayi jaleen. kamare ki har deewaar par alag-alag rang ki halki roshani bikhar gayi. kahin se kuchh laser beams bhi nikalin aur kisi cheez par reflect ho-ho kar poore kamare mein ek jaal banaane lageen. lights neeche hi ujaalaa de rahi theen. false ceiling par seedhi roshani nahin pad rahi thi aur usamein bane chaand-taare chamak rahe the. to usane planetorium lagaa rakhaa thaa.
sofe ki kursi ke aaspaas, jahaan main baithaa thaa, andheraa ho gayaa, par phir pahale se bhi zyaadaa roshani phail gayi, par ab yah roshani thode se hi area mein thi. mainne dekhaa ki waisaa hi ujaalaa usake bed par phailaa thaa.
jab wo switches se hataa ho room kisi discotheque ki tarah lag rahaa thaa. mujhe lagaa ki abhi har taraf se khoobsoorat, adhnangi, sexy ladakiyaan nikal aayengi aur naachengi. mujhe lagaa ki ye lights dancing bhi hongi, par filhaal ye jal-bujh nahin kar rahi thin.
usane jaa kar saamane ka darawaazaa lagaayaa. usakaa lock apane aap lag gayaa.
phir usane kitchen ki light band kari. phir jaa kar peechhe ke darawaaze ke bagal ki khidaki par pardaa pooraa kheench diyaa.
phir mere chaand ne apani us qaatil lather jacket ki zip kholi aur phir donon baanhon ko phailaa kar use utaar diyaa. lather jacket kapadon ke usi dher par gir gayi. wo ek baniyaan-cum-T-Shirt pahane thaa jisaki gol neck gale tak thi. sleaves bilkul nahin theen. usaki donon baanhein kandhon tak khuli dikh rahi theen.
wo dheere-dheere chalate huye aa kar mere bagal mein khadaa ho gayaa. wo TV dekhane lagaa. mainne bhi TV par nazar daali.
tab jaa kar mainne dhyaan diyaa ki abhi tak meri nazarein us par hi chipaki huyi theen. main usake chehare, baanhon aur baaki badan ko nihaar rahaa thaa. na jaane kab se. main usake bhare seene ko, usaki patali kamar ko, usaki skin-tight jeans mein usake hips ke gadaraaye ubhaaron ko taap rahaa thaa. usake lund ke area par to meri nazarein der tak gadi rahi thin. aur jab wo chaltaa huaa aayaa thaa to main usake hips kaa hilanaa dekh rahaa thaa.
ek pal ke liye to main ghabaraa gayaa ki wo kyaa soch rahaa hogaa? par phir mujhe isaki parawaah nahin rahi. wo itanaa khoobsoorat thaa ki use nihaarane waale har jagah milate honge. use aisi nigaahon ki aadat pad chuki hogi. mujhe to pad chuki thi. main bhi mere chaand jitanaa nahin, par phir bhi kaafi khoobsoorat thaa, aur main kisi ko nihaarate dekh kar bilkul buraa nahin maanataa thaa. yah to taareef thi.
par main ghabaraa gayaa jab mainne paayaa ki meraa lund pooraa khadaa hone ki qoshish mein meri pant mein idhar-udhar dabaa huaa buri tarah dard kar rahaa thaa.
yah mujhe kyaa ho rahaa hai? main ek ladake ke baare mein yah sab soch rahaa hoon? kyon? kyaa main gay hoon? nahin. mere to aaj tak kisi ladake se koi sexual relations nahin huye the. mainne aaj tak aisaa sochaa bhi nahin thaa. phir isake saath kyon?
mere chaand kaa goraa, makhamali badan kisi pastry par lagi cream ki tarah thaa. man kar rahaa thaa ki usake badan par ungali pheroon, aur cream lapet kar khaataa jaaoon, khaataa jaaoon.
is samay mujhe wo chaahiye thaa.
main usake badan ko chhoonaa chaahataa thaa. main use nangaa dekhanaa chaahataa thaa. main use apani baanhon mein bharanaa chaahataa thaa. main use choomanaa chaahataa thaa.
kyaa main hameshaa se gay thaa aur aur aaj dharati par utare huye is chaand ne meri duniyaa mein haqeeqat kaa ujaalaa phailaa diyaa thaa?
main kunwaaraa thaa, man se bhi aur tan se bhi. ladake to kyaa, kisi ladaki ke saath bhi mainne kabhi kuchh nahin kiyaa thaa. yah kahiye ki ladakiyon ke saath kabhi kar nahin paayaa thaa. karane ki tamannaa hameshaa rahi thi.
kai achche dost the, magar kisi ke saath kabhi kuchh bhi sexual na to huaa thaa, na hi khayaal mein aayaa thaa.
meraa man ladakiyaan ke baare mein lupur-lupur to karataa thaa, magar kisi ladaki se baat karane ki himaat kabhi jutaa nahin paayaa thaa. mere sabhi doston ke yahi haal the. shaayad isaliye ham sab ek doosare ke saath rahate the, taaki koi chudaaiyon ke qisse sunaa kar hamaari jhaanthein na sulagaa sake. ham sab mil kar un chhokaron ko kosate rahate the, jo apane bagal mein har din nayi chhokari chipakaaye ghoom paate the.
to yah mujhe kyaa ho rahaa thaa? mainne to isase bhi zyaadaa khoobsoorat kaee ladakon ko dekhaa thaa, aur unhein kosaa thaa ki saale kitane lucky hain ki chhokariyaan to apane aap hi us par aasamaan se tapakati hongi.
par mere chaand mein wo sab thaa jo aaj tak mainne kisi mein nahin paayaa thaa. sabase badi baat yah thi ki yah ek mystery thaa. mujhe usake baare mein kuchh bhi nahin maaloom thaa. na naam, na kaam, na background. use bhi mere baare mein kuchh nahin maaloom thaa. aur yah baat is mulaaqaat kaa thrill aur badhaa de rahi thi.
ham ek-doosare se ek restaurant mein mile the. nahin. mile nahin the. bas dekhaa thaa. aur dekhate rah gaye the.
Readers/Visitors, This is an adult gay site and you may find things here which may not appear proper to you, therfore you are requested not to proceed further if you feel offended by gay sex. The stories here are purely fictional and any resemblance is purely incidental.
(Note: In urdu, the full-moon-night is called Chaand-Raat. In hindi, it is same as Poornimaa)
meraa badan to jaise jalane lagaa tha.
mainne apane kaanpate haathon se apani jacket ke button dhoondhe. do button kisi tarah mil paaye aur mainne un donon ko khol diyaa. phir mere haath thak gaye aur meri god mein baith kar aaraam karane lage.
mere chaand ne dagmagaate huye jaa kar kuchh switches on-off kiye.kuchh lights bujheen. kuch nayi jaleen. kamare ki har deewaar par alag-alag rang ki halki roshani bikhar gayi. kahin se kuchh laser beams bhi nikalin aur kisi cheez par reflect ho-ho kar poore kamare mein ek jaal banaane lageen. lights neeche hi ujaalaa de rahi theen. false ceiling par seedhi roshani nahin pad rahi thi aur usamein bane chaand-taare chamak rahe the. to usane planetorium lagaa rakhaa thaa.
sofe ki kursi ke aaspaas, jahaan main baithaa thaa, andheraa ho gayaa, par phir pahale se bhi zyaadaa roshani phail gayi, par ab yah roshani thode se hi area mein thi. mainne dekhaa ki waisaa hi ujaalaa usake bed par phailaa thaa.
jab wo switches se hataa ho room kisi discotheque ki tarah lag rahaa thaa. mujhe lagaa ki abhi har taraf se khoobsoorat, adhnangi, sexy ladakiyaan nikal aayengi aur naachengi. mujhe lagaa ki ye lights dancing bhi hongi, par filhaal ye jal-bujh nahin kar rahi thin.
usane jaa kar saamane ka darawaazaa lagaayaa. usakaa lock apane aap lag gayaa.
phir usane kitchen ki light band kari. phir jaa kar peechhe ke darawaaze ke bagal ki khidaki par pardaa pooraa kheench diyaa.
phir mere chaand ne apani us qaatil lather jacket ki zip kholi aur phir donon baanhon ko phailaa kar use utaar diyaa. lather jacket kapadon ke usi dher par gir gayi. wo ek baniyaan-cum-T-Shirt pahane thaa jisaki gol neck gale tak thi. sleaves bilkul nahin theen. usaki donon baanhein kandhon tak khuli dikh rahi theen.
wo dheere-dheere chalate huye aa kar mere bagal mein khadaa ho gayaa. wo TV dekhane lagaa. mainne bhi TV par nazar daali.
tab jaa kar mainne dhyaan diyaa ki abhi tak meri nazarein us par hi chipaki huyi theen. main usake chehare, baanhon aur baaki badan ko nihaar rahaa thaa. na jaane kab se. main usake bhare seene ko, usaki patali kamar ko, usaki skin-tight jeans mein usake hips ke gadaraaye ubhaaron ko taap rahaa thaa. usake lund ke area par to meri nazarein der tak gadi rahi thin. aur jab wo chaltaa huaa aayaa thaa to main usake hips kaa hilanaa dekh rahaa thaa.
ek pal ke liye to main ghabaraa gayaa ki wo kyaa soch rahaa hogaa? par phir mujhe isaki parawaah nahin rahi. wo itanaa khoobsoorat thaa ki use nihaarane waale har jagah milate honge. use aisi nigaahon ki aadat pad chuki hogi. mujhe to pad chuki thi. main bhi mere chaand jitanaa nahin, par phir bhi kaafi khoobsoorat thaa, aur main kisi ko nihaarate dekh kar bilkul buraa nahin maanataa thaa. yah to taareef thi.
par main ghabaraa gayaa jab mainne paayaa ki meraa lund pooraa khadaa hone ki qoshish mein meri pant mein idhar-udhar dabaa huaa buri tarah dard kar rahaa thaa.
yah mujhe kyaa ho rahaa hai? main ek ladake ke baare mein yah sab soch rahaa hoon? kyon? kyaa main gay hoon? nahin. mere to aaj tak kisi ladake se koi sexual relations nahin huye the. mainne aaj tak aisaa sochaa bhi nahin thaa. phir isake saath kyon?
mere chaand kaa goraa, makhamali badan kisi pastry par lagi cream ki tarah thaa. man kar rahaa thaa ki usake badan par ungali pheroon, aur cream lapet kar khaataa jaaoon, khaataa jaaoon.
is samay mujhe wo chaahiye thaa.
main usake badan ko chhoonaa chaahataa thaa. main use nangaa dekhanaa chaahataa thaa. main use apani baanhon mein bharanaa chaahataa thaa. main use choomanaa chaahataa thaa.
kyaa main hameshaa se gay thaa aur aur aaj dharati par utare huye is chaand ne meri duniyaa mein haqeeqat kaa ujaalaa phailaa diyaa thaa?
main kunwaaraa thaa, man se bhi aur tan se bhi. ladake to kyaa, kisi ladaki ke saath bhi mainne kabhi kuchh nahin kiyaa thaa. yah kahiye ki ladakiyon ke saath kabhi kar nahin paayaa thaa. karane ki tamannaa hameshaa rahi thi.
kai achche dost the, magar kisi ke saath kabhi kuchh bhi sexual na to huaa thaa, na hi khayaal mein aayaa thaa.
meraa man ladakiyaan ke baare mein lupur-lupur to karataa thaa, magar kisi ladaki se baat karane ki himaat kabhi jutaa nahin paayaa thaa. mere sabhi doston ke yahi haal the. shaayad isaliye ham sab ek doosare ke saath rahate the, taaki koi chudaaiyon ke qisse sunaa kar hamaari jhaanthein na sulagaa sake. ham sab mil kar un chhokaron ko kosate rahate the, jo apane bagal mein har din nayi chhokari chipakaaye ghoom paate the.
to yah mujhe kyaa ho rahaa thaa? mainne to isase bhi zyaadaa khoobsoorat kaee ladakon ko dekhaa thaa, aur unhein kosaa thaa ki saale kitane lucky hain ki chhokariyaan to apane aap hi us par aasamaan se tapakati hongi.
par mere chaand mein wo sab thaa jo aaj tak mainne kisi mein nahin paayaa thaa. sabase badi baat yah thi ki yah ek mystery thaa. mujhe usake baare mein kuchh bhi nahin maaloom thaa. na naam, na kaam, na background. use bhi mere baare mein kuchh nahin maaloom thaa. aur yah baat is mulaaqaat kaa thrill aur badhaa de rahi thi.
ham ek-doosare se ek restaurant mein mile the. nahin. mile nahin the. bas dekhaa thaa. aur dekhate rah gaye the.
Part 2
...Sunday thaa. main apane dost ke saath Shabbir kumar ki musicial night mein gayaa tha. Shabbir ham donon mein se kisi kaa favourite nahin thaa, par shahar mein program ho rahaa hai to free paas jugaad kar haajiri lagaanaa to banataa thaa. Shabbir Kumar ko sunane se zyaadaa ham donon un chhokaron ko dekh kar jalate rahe the jo apani-apani item le aaye the. bas, is baat kaa sukoon thaa ki koi na koi hoor apane bagal ke langoor ki nazar bachaa kar mujhe aur mere dost ko taap leti thi. ham donon hi achchhe khaase the, par qismat saali gaandoo thi. saadhe nau baje ham donon chale aaye the. Sunday raat kaa tiffin to band rahataa hai, isaliye ham donon ko dinner baahar hi lenaa thaa. ham apani favourite jagah, railway station ke paas ke us restaurant mein gaye the, jisake rate saste par quality phir bhi achchhi thi. mainne bike park kari thi. hamaari jaisi soch kai aur logon ki bhi thi, isaliye bheetar har seat bhari huyi thi. zyaadaatar hamaari tarah ke hostlers the. har table ke paas bhi kaee ladake pahale se hi khade the ki wo table khaali ho to wo baithein. ek table par 6 logon ke baithane ki jagah thi, par usake paas 3 ladake hi khade the, isaliye ham donon un teen ladakon ke peechhe khade ho kar 4th, 5th ban gaye. un teenon mein se ek bahut jhakaas leather jacket mein thaa jise dekh kar mere munh mein paani bhar aayaa thaa. nahin bhai, ladake ko nahin, leather jacket ko dekh kar. main koi gaandoo thode hi hoon. ladake ko to mainne dekhaa bhi nahin thaa kyonki main usaki peeth ke peechhe khadaa huaa thaa. wo teenon bhi ham donon ki tarah 6 feet ke rahe honge. wo teenon naam ki baatein kar rahe the, aur utani bhi sunaaee nahin pad rahi theen. wahaan bahut halla-gulla ho rahaa thaa. har koi bol rahaa thaa. tabhi wo table khaali huyi, aur un ladakon mein se ek saamane waali seat par baith gayaa. doosara aur leather jacket is taraf ki seat par baith gaye. mainne jhuk kar leather jacket se poochha, "Hi, may we share this table, please?" baaki donon to jaise ham donon ke baithane kaa intazaar hi kar rahe the. poochhane ki zaroorat nahin thi. par meri english ki coaching waale sir ne bataayaa thaa ki english ki practice karate rahani chaahiye. isase zubaan rawaan hoti hai aur jhijhak bhi kam hoti hai. leather jacket apani bagal waale se kuchh bol rahaa thaa. meri aawaaz sun kar usane meri taraf dekhaa. aur usaka cheharaa dekhate hi mere hosh ud gaye the. kitanaa khoobsoorat thaa. mujhase to bahut zyaadaa. mainne khud se kahaa, ab aaye betaa uunth, pahaad ke neeche? wo teenon ham donon ki tarah hi kareeb 20-22 saal ke. leather jacket ke saath ke baaki donon ladake bhi khoobsoorat the, magar leather jacket ke saamane aise lag rahe the jaise film mein hero ke saamane hero ke ghar ke rishtedaar yaa dost lagate hain. wo bhi achchhe hote hain, par asali jaan to hero mein hi hoti hai. aur haan, khoobsoorat ladake ko khoobsoorat kahane se hi koi gaandoo nahin ho jaataa hai. Hritik Roshan non-gaanduon ko bhi pasand aataa hai. leather jacket ki aankhein bhi mere chehare par liye gad gayi theen. mujhe usakaa haan yaa naa mein jawaab milane tak usake chehare par dekhane kaa haq thaa. usaki aankhein zaraa si sikud gayi thin. wo kuchh sochane lag gayaa thaa. yaa to usakaa dimaag, agar thaa, to bahut dheemaa chalataa thaa, yaa wo jaan boojh kar bhaav dikhaa rahaa thaa. phir usane mere peechhe nazar daal kar mere dost ko dekhaa. phir usane apane donon doston ko dekhaa. aur phir usane apane chaude kandhon se latak rahi apani donon baanhon ko uthaa kar thodaa phailaayaa aur hatheliyaan oopar kar ke bolaa, "shyaur". (sure) Hmm! use bhi angrezi aati to thi, par meri angrezi usase behatar thi. main leather jacket ke saamane waali seat par, aur meraa dost mere saamane baith gayaa. wo leather jacket ke bagal mein thaa. wo teenon aapas mein sar ghusaa kar kabhi kuchh baat karate, aur phir kuchh der sochate rahate. kuchh sunaaee nahin pad rahaa thaa. waiter aayaa. mainne ham donon kaa order diyaa. waiter chalaa gayaa. mainne leather jacket se kahaa, "waiter shaayad soch rahaa hai ki ham paanchon ek saath hain. you place your order." leather jacket ne kahaa, "ham log apanaa order counter par hi de aaye hain." pahale unakaa order serve huaa. dheron-dher. saale khaaoo-veer the. wo apani-apani plate mein nikaal kar khaane lage the. uncultured. phir hamaaraa order server huaa. mainne har dish ko pahale apane dost ki plate mein rakhaa. leather jacket mujhe aisaa karate dekhane lagaa. good. use samajh to aaye ki jismaani khoobsoorati ke saath cultured bhi honaa chaahiye. phir mainne apani plate mein rakhaa aur ham donon khaane lage. usake baad koi khaas baat nahin huyi. main aur meraa dost apani wahi rozmarra ki hostel life ki baatein kar rahe the. pataa nahin mujhe kyoon mahasoos huaa ki wo teenon kuchh tension mein the. kyon lagaa hogaa aisaa? Hmm. wo teenon ek baar bhi nahin muskuraaye the. aur baatein na sunaaee padane par bhi lagaa thaa ki wo hamaari tarah ki faalatoo baatein nahin kar rahe the. har koi bahut soch-soch kar thoda saa bolataa thaa. shaayad unakaa style ho. shaayad teenon kaa dimaag, agar thaa, to dheeme chalataa thaa. aur teenon baar-baar main gate ko aise dekh rahe the ki abhi unamein se kisi kaa baap aa dhamakegaa aur un teenon ko yahin nangaa kar ke maaregaa. khair, aajkal ke naujawaanon ke paas har kism ke tension rahate hain. mere hi paas kitane tension the. saali, ek bhi nahin pati.
jab hamaaraa khaanaa khatm huaa, tab tak unaki dher saari dishes aadhi bhi nahin khatam huyi thin.
hamane bill diyaa. waiter le kar gayaa.
mainne uthate huye apane dost se kahaa, "chal tujhe drop kar detaa hoon."
usane kahaa, "yaar. khaanaa heavy ho gayaa hai. yahaan se tahalate huye mere room chalate hain. phir too waapas aa kar bike le kar apane room chale jaanaa."
kyaa dikkat thi. doston mein jab koi ek koi baat kahataa hai to wo apane aap hi accept ho jaati hai.
waiter payment kaa balance laayaa. aur ham donon chale gaye.
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aaraam se tahalate huye ham paas hi usake room gaye. aur phir main akelaa tahalate huye waapas aayaa, aur bike start kar ke room waapas chal diyaa.
restaurant aur market kaa area khatam huaa. sadake sunsaan hone lagi theen. mainne ghadi dekhi. 11 baj gaye the. main thodi door hi gayaa thaa, ki mere pair ne mere dimaag ke huqm ke binaa hi break maar kar bike dheemi kar di.
saamane koi paidal chalataa huaa usi tarah jaa rahaa thaa jidhar main jaa rahaa thaa.
usake badan par wahi leather jacket thi.
main usake bagal mein pahunchaa aur bike rok di. wahi thaa.
wo pahale to ghabaraa kar thithak gayaa jaise main use lootane aayaa hoon. usane chaunk kar mujhe dekhaa. saalaa, phattoo thaa.
mainne kahaa, "lift?"
ab jaa kar usaki aankhon mein pahachaan aayi. par wo jaise sochane lagaa ki main use kahin kidnap to nahin kar loongaa.
usane kahaa, "mujhe x-nagar jaanaa hai. tum udhar hi jaa rahe ho?"
apane shahar ki kisi posh colony kaa naam fit kar lijiye jo aapake railway station ke pass hi ho.
usaki nazarein mere chehare par chipaki hui thin. meri nazarein usake chehare par chipaki huyi thin. aas-paas door-door tak koi nahin thaa.
mainne kahaa, "jaanaa to y-nagar hai. par bike hai to drop kar ke chalaa jaaoongaa."
apane shahar ki kisi middle class colony kaa naam fit kar lijiye. jo x-nagar se kaafi door ho, lagbhag ulti taraf.
wo sochane lagaa. phir bolaa, "der hone par tumhaare parents pareshan honge."
mainne kahaa, "hostel mein rahataa hoon."
usane kahaa, "main bhi yahaan room le kar rahataa hoon."
too kahin bhi rahataa ho, mere baap! mujhe kyon bataa rahaa hai. mujhe lagaa ki wo faalatoo bolanaa chhupaane ke liye hi chup rahataa hogaa.
wo baithaa. bike to start thi. mainne accelerator maaraa. zoom. mere angrezi waale sir ne kahaa, wrong. vroom.
mainne poochhaa, "doston ne drop nahin kiyaa?"
wo chaunk kar bolaa, "dost?"
ab to mujhe pakkaa ho gayaa ki usaki tubelight hameshaa dheere-dheere jalati thi.
usaki tubelight jal chuki thi. usane kahaa, "oh. der ho chuki thi. to mainne hi kah diyaa ki main walk karataa chalaa jaaoongaa."
saalaa makkaar. aadhi raat tak hotel mein baith kar ek quintal khaanaa khaayegaa. aur x-nagar jaane mein lagane waalaa paanch minute bachaayegaa. kaun dost paanch minute bachaa kar khush hotaa? usake dost selfish rahe honge aur use drop karane kaa offer hi nahin diyaa hogaa. yaa to wo teenon hi 11 number ki bas par honge aur apane apane raaste chale gaye honge. ye saalaa bhaav dikhaane ke liye jhooth bol rahaa thaa.
usane phir taalaa lagaa liyaa. munh par. aur chaabhi phenk di. mujhe restaurant ki baatein dhyaan aaeen. Hmm. ho sakata hai ki wo tubelight na ho, balki kisi soch mein gaharaa doobaa ho.
main sachchi kahataa hoon ki mainne sadak ke har gaddhe se bachaate huye, har mod par bahut dheeme kar ke bike chalaaee thi. matalb ki mainne poore intajaam kiye the ki usakaa badan mere badan se na takaraaye. main koi gaandoo thode hi thaa.
aur wo bhi sharaafat se mujhase thodi door baithaa thaa. waranaa to aap bhi aise haalaat se guzar chuke honge ki koi lift maange, aur phir aapaki peeth se chipak kar baith jaaye, aapaki kamar yaa hips par haath rakh de, aur kuchh der mein aap usakaa lund apani gaand mein hubhataa mahasoos karein.
ho sakataa hai ki aap khush ho kar use apane room le jaate hon, par main to aise gaanduon ko wahin par utaar kar darjanon gaaliyaan unaataa thaa. main koi gaandoo thode hi thaa.
ham usaki colony pahunch gaye the. usane "left-right" se guide karate huye mujhe ek bahut hi posh bangley, nahin, banglow ke saamane khadaa kar diyaa. mainne bike band kari. nahin. engine kill kiyaa. banglow sirf ground floor kaa thaa, sirf garage ke oopar kuchh construction
thaa. banglow mein andheraa thaa, par parking aur seedhiyon par ek-ek CFL jal rahe the. parking mein ek bahut hi shaandaar bike khadi thi.
Hmm. to wo kangalaa to nahin thaa. par ho sakataa hai ki bike usaki nahin, banglow waale ki ho. garage kaa darawaazaa band thaa.
wo utaraa. usane gate kaa stopper kholaa. gate kholaa. phir mere paas aa kar bolaa, "aao. room dekh lo. aate rahanaa."
aap hi bataaeye ki agar Hritik Roshan 21 saal ki umr mein jaisaa dikhataa thaa, aisaa koi ladakaa aapase kahe ki "aao. room dekh lo." to kyaa aap manaa kar aayenge, bhale hi aap gaandoo na hon? khair. aap non-gaanduon ki baat kyaa jaanein?
main bike se utaraa aur usake saath chalataa huaa, bike ko dhakelataa huaa bheetar le gayaa. bike khadi, nahin, park ki. key nikaal kar jeb mein daal li.
usane main gate kaa latch lagaa diyaa thaa. wo seedhi chadhaa usake peechhe main chadha. usane garage ke oopar ke room ke darawaaze mein hi lagaa gol lock kholaa aur darawaazaa dhakelaa. bheetar light pahale se jal rahi thi jo sadak se nahin dikh rahi thi.
usane bola, "come in.".
main ghusaa. us bade se kamare ki har cheez mein raeesi tapak rahi thi. neeche poore farsh par kaaleen bichhaa huaa thaa. deewaaron aur chhat par har jagah wall-papers lage huye the. ek 29 inch kaa TV thaa, jisake neeche DVD player rakhaa thaa. badaa saa deck thaa jisake pataa nahin kitane speaker har taraf lage huye the. ek handicam thaa. ek computer thaa. computer ki table ke paas ek double bed thaa. ek sofaa aur usaki do chairs theen. aur bhi jaane kyaa-kyaa thaa.
room ki height thodi kam thi. nahin. height bilkul kam nahin thi. wo false ceiling thi. Oh. to AC bhi lagaa thaa. heat conveyor bhi thaa.
ek taraf ek darawaaze par kundi lagi thi jo shaayad bathroom thaa. ek taraf binaa door kaa kitchen thaa jisamein gas, 300 liter kaa fridge aur microwave to yahin se dikh rahe the.
ek aur darawaaze par kundi lagi thi. usake ekdam bagal ki khidaki ke aadhe khinche parde se baahar ki khuli chhat dikh rahi thi. kai gamale rakhe huye the jinmaein kai paudhe aur belein lage huye the. ek jhoolaa-chair latak rahi thi. aur usake peechhe kisi doosare banglow
ki deewaar thi.
har darawaaze, khidaki par parde the. bachelors ke room mein parde? wo waakaee mein fizoolkharch thaa. isaki english sir se poochhoongaa.
usaki personality ke aishwarya se us room kaa vaibhav poori tarah match kar rahaa thaa, par phir bhi mujhe ye sab zaroorat se zyaadaa lagaa. kaun baap apane is umr ke launde ko itanaa sab degaa. magar sab baap mere baap ki tarah makkhichoos thode hi hote hain.
har saamaan aaraam se idhar-udhar bikharaa huaa thaa. koi bhi cheez kahin bhi daal di gayi thee, jaise bachelors' ke room hote hain. isase confirm huaa ki wo room waakai mein usi kaa thaa.
usane apane pairon se ek-doosare pair ke joote utaar diye, aur phir ek-ek paanv uthaa kar moje utaar diye. usane un sabako wahin tapakaa diyaa. room ki entropy increase ho gayi thi.
wo aage badhaa aur sofe ki chair par se kuchh kapade hataataa kar sofe ki doosari chair par daalataa huaa bolaa, "baitho."
mainne jhuk kar apane juute-moze utaare aur darwaaze ke paas rakh diye. phir main jaa kar us kursi par baith gayaa.
usane remote uthaa kar TV on kiyaa, aur remote mere haath mein thamaa diyaa. mainne volume ko ekdam low kar diyaa, aur channels change, nahin, surf karane lagaa.
usane bolaa, "coffee, drink?"
mere munh mein paani bhar aayaa. mainne sochaa.
Hmm! coffee banane mein to bahut time lagataa aur use taqaleef hoti. par drink peene mein usase bhi zyaadaa time laganaa thaa. mujhe bike se room jaanaa thaa. ham donon hi khaanaa khaa chuke the isaliye drink jam to nahin rahi thi, par ek peg mein kyaa hone waalaa thaa. par piyenge to ek peg par hi kyon rukenge? mainne apane aap ko onfuse ho jaane diyaa. mainne kahaa, "whatever."
aur usane daaru ki ek list sunaa di, jaise kisi hotel mein waiter dishes ke naam ek saath bolataa jaataa hai. wo kaee aise brandname bol rahaa thaa jo mainne sune bhi nahin the.
mujhe us list mein ek naam zaroor sunaa hua milaa, aur use sun kar mere munh mein paani bhar aayaa. usane kahaa thaa, "Shampain?"
mainne sunaa to thaa, par usaki spelling mujhe yaad nahin thi. kal sir se poochhoongaa.
main to rum waalaa thaa, aur jab DD der se aataa thaa, to 120/- waali bottle bhi chalaani padati thi, wo bhi udhaari par. meri aankhon mein Shampain sun kar chamak to aani hi thi. usane shaayad wo chamak note kari aur usane list sunaani wahin par band kar di. hmm. obervant to thaa.
wo kitchen mein gayaa aur usane fridge kholaa. mainne dekhaa ki fridge thasaathas bharaa huaa hai, aur usamein waakai mein kai qism ki bottles rakhi thin jo daaru ki varieties ke alaawaa kuchh ho hi nahin sakati theen.
mujhe phir lagaa ki baap baaki aish karawaa bhi de, par bete ko daaroo ki dukaan to nahin kharidawaayegaa. hostel mein to kisi kaa koi rishtedaar aane waalaa hotaa thaa, to sab dost mil kar usake room se khaas cheezein le jaa kar apane-apane rooms mein chhupaate the. mere room mein heroinon ke na jaane kitane nange posters to mere baap ke aane par hataane-lagaane mein kharaab ho chuke the.
usane ek bottle nikaal kar fridge band kiyaa, do crystal glass uthaaye aur laa kar mere saamane table par rakh diye. phir poochhaa, "paani, soda, cold-drink?"
use list sunaane ki lat thi. shaayad wo jataanaa chaah rahaa thaa ki usake paas sab kuchh thaa. magar phir mainne apani gaand par ek laat maari ki wo mujhe shampain pilaa rahaa hai aur main usake nukhs nikaal rahaa hoon. kyaa main fitaratan naashukraa thaa? nahin. naashukraa to main bilkul nahin thaa. mujhe lagaa ki main usase itanaa zyaadaa impress ho gayaa hoon ki apane ko bahut chhotaa mahasoos kar rahaa hoon. isaliye meraa dimaag koi safaaee dhoondh rahaa thaa.
mujhe to yah bhi nahin maaloom thaa ki shampain kis cheez ke saath pi jaati hai. main rum paani se peetaa thaa. mainne "paani" bolaa. wo jaa kar kitchen se thande paani ki bottle, sode ki bottle, aur barf ki tray laayaa. Hmm! to wo sode se piyegaa.
mainne do peg banaaye. hamane cheers karaa aur pahali chuski li.
wow.
bhai waah.
angoor ki betiyaan to gale se neeche se utarane ke baad sar par chadhati theen. yah saali to munh mein rakhate hi sar phaad kar baahar nikal gayi. itanaa jaldi asar to desi gulaab, naarangi mein bhi nahin hotaa thaa. haan ji. mainne desi daaroo bhi pee huyi thi.
mujhe kamare ki har cheez do-do dikhane lagi thi. Hmm! to yah mazaa hai shampain kaa. isiliye log isake deewaane hain.
wo kamare mein aane ke baad se khadaa hi huaa thaa.
usane chuski maarate huye kahaa, "yaar. do minute mail check kar loon." mere jawaab kaa intazaar kiye binaa hi wo jaa kar computer par baith gayaa thaa.
computer shaayad on hi thaa. usane monitor on kiyaa aur khoob saari khuli huyi windows saamane aa gayi. usane thunderbird par jaa kar mail download kareen. Hmm! broadband thaa.
wo kaafi der tak khoob saari mails padhataa aur kuchh ke replies detaa rahaa.
mujhe tez nashaa ho gayaa thaa. meri nazar jis taraf pad rahi thi wahin par tik kar rah jaa rahi thi aur na jaane kyaa-kyaa khayaal aa rahe the. mainne apane dimaag ko itani tej raftaar se daudataa paayaa jaisaa aaj tak nahin huaa thaa. main kuchh sochanaa shuru karataa to pahalaa shabd sochane se pahale hi pooraa vaakyaa aur usake das-das jawaab samajh mein aa jaa rahe the.
jay bolo shampain mayyaa ki. main to bik gayaa tere dwaare.
main dik-kaal kaa pooraa hisaab bhool chukaa thaa. main usake room par hoon, mujhe apane room jaanaa hai, kuchh bhi dhyaan nahin thaa. aisaa lagaa ki main to barason se, janamon se yahin hoon aur ham donon ek doosare ko srashthi ke aarambh se jaanate hain.
aur phir jab usane ek nazar meri or daali to mujhe dhyaan aayaa ki main use na jaane kitani der se ektak dekh rahaa thaa.
wo muskuraayaa. main muskuraayaa.
wo muskuraayaa. main muskuraayaa.
wo muskuraayaa. main muskuraayaa.
meelon door ke kisi gahare kunwein se usaki aawaaz aaee, "ek aur."
wo poochh nahin rahaa thaa, ichchhaa zaahir kar rahaa thaa. mainne dekhaa ki ham donon ke glass na jaane kab khaali ho chuke the.
usane computer ki screen off kar di. phir wo aaya aur usane apanaa glass table par rakh diyaa. mainne donon glasses mein shampain daali, aur apane glass mein paani daalaa.
main usake glass mein paani daalane lagaa ki usane kahaa, "sodaa."
mujhe dhyaan aayaa. mainne soda daalaa.
usane apanaa glass uthaayaa. mainne apanaa glass uthaate huye usake glass se takaraa diyaa aur jhoomate huye bolaa, "cheers."
usane ek nazar mujhe dekhaa to mujhe dhyaan aayaa ki pahalaa peg to pahale hi ho chukaa hai. par tab tak wo "cheers" bol kar chuski bhar rahaa thaa.
aur mainne apanaa glass jo munh se lagaa kar hataayaa to mainne dekhaa ki main pooraa glaas ek hi saans mein khali kar chukaa hoon.
main baadalon ke bhi oopar tair rahaa thaa. mujhe mere saamane gol neeli dharati aur peelaa sooraj dikhaaee de rahe the. phir chamakataa huaa chaand dikhaa. mainne sar jhatakaa. nahin. wo chaand nahin usakaa cheharaa thaa.
main TV dekhane lagaa. koi bore film aa rahi thi. mainne remote uthaa kar kai channel badale aur phir ek jagah mere haathon par lakawaa maar gayaa.
TV par nangi chudaae kaa koi scene chal rahaa thaa. aisaa badhiyaa to mainne BP par bhi nahin dekhaa thaa. par na boli samajh mein aa rahi thi, na channel kaa logo dekhaa huaa thaa.
mujhe apani ladkhadaaee aawaaz sunaaee padi, "kaun saa channel hai?"
usane das-baarah light-years door se kahaa, "pataa nahin. dish bahut se aise channel deti hai." to usane cable nahin, dish lagaa rakhi thi.
jahaan tak mujhe yaad hai, us raat meri mere chaand se yahi aakhiri baat hui thi. meri chaand-raat ki subah hone tak.
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...Sunday thaa. main apane dost ke saath Shabbir kumar ki musicial night mein gayaa tha. Shabbir ham donon mein se kisi kaa favourite nahin thaa, par shahar mein program ho rahaa hai to free paas jugaad kar haajiri lagaanaa to banataa thaa. Shabbir Kumar ko sunane se zyaadaa ham donon un chhokaron ko dekh kar jalate rahe the jo apani-apani item le aaye the. bas, is baat kaa sukoon thaa ki koi na koi hoor apane bagal ke langoor ki nazar bachaa kar mujhe aur mere dost ko taap leti thi. ham donon hi achchhe khaase the, par qismat saali gaandoo thi. saadhe nau baje ham donon chale aaye the. Sunday raat kaa tiffin to band rahataa hai, isaliye ham donon ko dinner baahar hi lenaa thaa. ham apani favourite jagah, railway station ke paas ke us restaurant mein gaye the, jisake rate saste par quality phir bhi achchhi thi. mainne bike park kari thi. hamaari jaisi soch kai aur logon ki bhi thi, isaliye bheetar har seat bhari huyi thi. zyaadaatar hamaari tarah ke hostlers the. har table ke paas bhi kaee ladake pahale se hi khade the ki wo table khaali ho to wo baithein. ek table par 6 logon ke baithane ki jagah thi, par usake paas 3 ladake hi khade the, isaliye ham donon un teen ladakon ke peechhe khade ho kar 4th, 5th ban gaye. un teenon mein se ek bahut jhakaas leather jacket mein thaa jise dekh kar mere munh mein paani bhar aayaa thaa. nahin bhai, ladake ko nahin, leather jacket ko dekh kar. main koi gaandoo thode hi hoon. ladake ko to mainne dekhaa bhi nahin thaa kyonki main usaki peeth ke peechhe khadaa huaa thaa. wo teenon bhi ham donon ki tarah 6 feet ke rahe honge. wo teenon naam ki baatein kar rahe the, aur utani bhi sunaaee nahin pad rahi theen. wahaan bahut halla-gulla ho rahaa thaa. har koi bol rahaa thaa. tabhi wo table khaali huyi, aur un ladakon mein se ek saamane waali seat par baith gayaa. doosara aur leather jacket is taraf ki seat par baith gaye. mainne jhuk kar leather jacket se poochha, "Hi, may we share this table, please?" baaki donon to jaise ham donon ke baithane kaa intazaar hi kar rahe the. poochhane ki zaroorat nahin thi. par meri english ki coaching waale sir ne bataayaa thaa ki english ki practice karate rahani chaahiye. isase zubaan rawaan hoti hai aur jhijhak bhi kam hoti hai. leather jacket apani bagal waale se kuchh bol rahaa thaa. meri aawaaz sun kar usane meri taraf dekhaa. aur usaka cheharaa dekhate hi mere hosh ud gaye the. kitanaa khoobsoorat thaa. mujhase to bahut zyaadaa. mainne khud se kahaa, ab aaye betaa uunth, pahaad ke neeche? wo teenon ham donon ki tarah hi kareeb 20-22 saal ke. leather jacket ke saath ke baaki donon ladake bhi khoobsoorat the, magar leather jacket ke saamane aise lag rahe the jaise film mein hero ke saamane hero ke ghar ke rishtedaar yaa dost lagate hain. wo bhi achchhe hote hain, par asali jaan to hero mein hi hoti hai. aur haan, khoobsoorat ladake ko khoobsoorat kahane se hi koi gaandoo nahin ho jaataa hai. Hritik Roshan non-gaanduon ko bhi pasand aataa hai. leather jacket ki aankhein bhi mere chehare par liye gad gayi theen. mujhe usakaa haan yaa naa mein jawaab milane tak usake chehare par dekhane kaa haq thaa. usaki aankhein zaraa si sikud gayi thin. wo kuchh sochane lag gayaa thaa. yaa to usakaa dimaag, agar thaa, to bahut dheemaa chalataa thaa, yaa wo jaan boojh kar bhaav dikhaa rahaa thaa. phir usane mere peechhe nazar daal kar mere dost ko dekhaa. phir usane apane donon doston ko dekhaa. aur phir usane apane chaude kandhon se latak rahi apani donon baanhon ko uthaa kar thodaa phailaayaa aur hatheliyaan oopar kar ke bolaa, "shyaur". (sure) Hmm! use bhi angrezi aati to thi, par meri angrezi usase behatar thi. main leather jacket ke saamane waali seat par, aur meraa dost mere saamane baith gayaa. wo leather jacket ke bagal mein thaa. wo teenon aapas mein sar ghusaa kar kabhi kuchh baat karate, aur phir kuchh der sochate rahate. kuchh sunaaee nahin pad rahaa thaa. waiter aayaa. mainne ham donon kaa order diyaa. waiter chalaa gayaa. mainne leather jacket se kahaa, "waiter shaayad soch rahaa hai ki ham paanchon ek saath hain. you place your order." leather jacket ne kahaa, "ham log apanaa order counter par hi de aaye hain." pahale unakaa order serve huaa. dheron-dher. saale khaaoo-veer the. wo apani-apani plate mein nikaal kar khaane lage the. uncultured. phir hamaaraa order server huaa. mainne har dish ko pahale apane dost ki plate mein rakhaa. leather jacket mujhe aisaa karate dekhane lagaa. good. use samajh to aaye ki jismaani khoobsoorati ke saath cultured bhi honaa chaahiye. phir mainne apani plate mein rakhaa aur ham donon khaane lage. usake baad koi khaas baat nahin huyi. main aur meraa dost apani wahi rozmarra ki hostel life ki baatein kar rahe the. pataa nahin mujhe kyoon mahasoos huaa ki wo teenon kuchh tension mein the. kyon lagaa hogaa aisaa? Hmm. wo teenon ek baar bhi nahin muskuraaye the. aur baatein na sunaaee padane par bhi lagaa thaa ki wo hamaari tarah ki faalatoo baatein nahin kar rahe the. har koi bahut soch-soch kar thoda saa bolataa thaa. shaayad unakaa style ho. shaayad teenon kaa dimaag, agar thaa, to dheeme chalataa thaa. aur teenon baar-baar main gate ko aise dekh rahe the ki abhi unamein se kisi kaa baap aa dhamakegaa aur un teenon ko yahin nangaa kar ke maaregaa. khair, aajkal ke naujawaanon ke paas har kism ke tension rahate hain. mere hi paas kitane tension the. saali, ek bhi nahin pati.
jab hamaaraa khaanaa khatm huaa, tab tak unaki dher saari dishes aadhi bhi nahin khatam huyi thin.
hamane bill diyaa. waiter le kar gayaa.
mainne uthate huye apane dost se kahaa, "chal tujhe drop kar detaa hoon."
usane kahaa, "yaar. khaanaa heavy ho gayaa hai. yahaan se tahalate huye mere room chalate hain. phir too waapas aa kar bike le kar apane room chale jaanaa."
kyaa dikkat thi. doston mein jab koi ek koi baat kahataa hai to wo apane aap hi accept ho jaati hai.
waiter payment kaa balance laayaa. aur ham donon chale gaye.
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aaraam se tahalate huye ham paas hi usake room gaye. aur phir main akelaa tahalate huye waapas aayaa, aur bike start kar ke room waapas chal diyaa.
restaurant aur market kaa area khatam huaa. sadake sunsaan hone lagi theen. mainne ghadi dekhi. 11 baj gaye the. main thodi door hi gayaa thaa, ki mere pair ne mere dimaag ke huqm ke binaa hi break maar kar bike dheemi kar di.
saamane koi paidal chalataa huaa usi tarah jaa rahaa thaa jidhar main jaa rahaa thaa.
usake badan par wahi leather jacket thi.
main usake bagal mein pahunchaa aur bike rok di. wahi thaa.
wo pahale to ghabaraa kar thithak gayaa jaise main use lootane aayaa hoon. usane chaunk kar mujhe dekhaa. saalaa, phattoo thaa.
mainne kahaa, "lift?"
ab jaa kar usaki aankhon mein pahachaan aayi. par wo jaise sochane lagaa ki main use kahin kidnap to nahin kar loongaa.
usane kahaa, "mujhe x-nagar jaanaa hai. tum udhar hi jaa rahe ho?"
apane shahar ki kisi posh colony kaa naam fit kar lijiye jo aapake railway station ke pass hi ho.
usaki nazarein mere chehare par chipaki hui thin. meri nazarein usake chehare par chipaki huyi thin. aas-paas door-door tak koi nahin thaa.
mainne kahaa, "jaanaa to y-nagar hai. par bike hai to drop kar ke chalaa jaaoongaa."
apane shahar ki kisi middle class colony kaa naam fit kar lijiye. jo x-nagar se kaafi door ho, lagbhag ulti taraf.
wo sochane lagaa. phir bolaa, "der hone par tumhaare parents pareshan honge."
mainne kahaa, "hostel mein rahataa hoon."
usane kahaa, "main bhi yahaan room le kar rahataa hoon."
too kahin bhi rahataa ho, mere baap! mujhe kyon bataa rahaa hai. mujhe lagaa ki wo faalatoo bolanaa chhupaane ke liye hi chup rahataa hogaa.
wo baithaa. bike to start thi. mainne accelerator maaraa. zoom. mere angrezi waale sir ne kahaa, wrong. vroom.
mainne poochhaa, "doston ne drop nahin kiyaa?"
wo chaunk kar bolaa, "dost?"
ab to mujhe pakkaa ho gayaa ki usaki tubelight hameshaa dheere-dheere jalati thi.
usaki tubelight jal chuki thi. usane kahaa, "oh. der ho chuki thi. to mainne hi kah diyaa ki main walk karataa chalaa jaaoongaa."
saalaa makkaar. aadhi raat tak hotel mein baith kar ek quintal khaanaa khaayegaa. aur x-nagar jaane mein lagane waalaa paanch minute bachaayegaa. kaun dost paanch minute bachaa kar khush hotaa? usake dost selfish rahe honge aur use drop karane kaa offer hi nahin diyaa hogaa. yaa to wo teenon hi 11 number ki bas par honge aur apane apane raaste chale gaye honge. ye saalaa bhaav dikhaane ke liye jhooth bol rahaa thaa.
usane phir taalaa lagaa liyaa. munh par. aur chaabhi phenk di. mujhe restaurant ki baatein dhyaan aaeen. Hmm. ho sakata hai ki wo tubelight na ho, balki kisi soch mein gaharaa doobaa ho.
main sachchi kahataa hoon ki mainne sadak ke har gaddhe se bachaate huye, har mod par bahut dheeme kar ke bike chalaaee thi. matalb ki mainne poore intajaam kiye the ki usakaa badan mere badan se na takaraaye. main koi gaandoo thode hi thaa.
aur wo bhi sharaafat se mujhase thodi door baithaa thaa. waranaa to aap bhi aise haalaat se guzar chuke honge ki koi lift maange, aur phir aapaki peeth se chipak kar baith jaaye, aapaki kamar yaa hips par haath rakh de, aur kuchh der mein aap usakaa lund apani gaand mein hubhataa mahasoos karein.
ho sakataa hai ki aap khush ho kar use apane room le jaate hon, par main to aise gaanduon ko wahin par utaar kar darjanon gaaliyaan unaataa thaa. main koi gaandoo thode hi thaa.
ham usaki colony pahunch gaye the. usane "left-right" se guide karate huye mujhe ek bahut hi posh bangley, nahin, banglow ke saamane khadaa kar diyaa. mainne bike band kari. nahin. engine kill kiyaa. banglow sirf ground floor kaa thaa, sirf garage ke oopar kuchh construction
thaa. banglow mein andheraa thaa, par parking aur seedhiyon par ek-ek CFL jal rahe the. parking mein ek bahut hi shaandaar bike khadi thi.
Hmm. to wo kangalaa to nahin thaa. par ho sakataa hai ki bike usaki nahin, banglow waale ki ho. garage kaa darawaazaa band thaa.
wo utaraa. usane gate kaa stopper kholaa. gate kholaa. phir mere paas aa kar bolaa, "aao. room dekh lo. aate rahanaa."
aap hi bataaeye ki agar Hritik Roshan 21 saal ki umr mein jaisaa dikhataa thaa, aisaa koi ladakaa aapase kahe ki "aao. room dekh lo." to kyaa aap manaa kar aayenge, bhale hi aap gaandoo na hon? khair. aap non-gaanduon ki baat kyaa jaanein?
main bike se utaraa aur usake saath chalataa huaa, bike ko dhakelataa huaa bheetar le gayaa. bike khadi, nahin, park ki. key nikaal kar jeb mein daal li.
usane main gate kaa latch lagaa diyaa thaa. wo seedhi chadhaa usake peechhe main chadha. usane garage ke oopar ke room ke darawaaze mein hi lagaa gol lock kholaa aur darawaazaa dhakelaa. bheetar light pahale se jal rahi thi jo sadak se nahin dikh rahi thi.
usane bola, "come in.".
main ghusaa. us bade se kamare ki har cheez mein raeesi tapak rahi thi. neeche poore farsh par kaaleen bichhaa huaa thaa. deewaaron aur chhat par har jagah wall-papers lage huye the. ek 29 inch kaa TV thaa, jisake neeche DVD player rakhaa thaa. badaa saa deck thaa jisake pataa nahin kitane speaker har taraf lage huye the. ek handicam thaa. ek computer thaa. computer ki table ke paas ek double bed thaa. ek sofaa aur usaki do chairs theen. aur bhi jaane kyaa-kyaa thaa.
room ki height thodi kam thi. nahin. height bilkul kam nahin thi. wo false ceiling thi. Oh. to AC bhi lagaa thaa. heat conveyor bhi thaa.
ek taraf ek darawaaze par kundi lagi thi jo shaayad bathroom thaa. ek taraf binaa door kaa kitchen thaa jisamein gas, 300 liter kaa fridge aur microwave to yahin se dikh rahe the.
ek aur darawaaze par kundi lagi thi. usake ekdam bagal ki khidaki ke aadhe khinche parde se baahar ki khuli chhat dikh rahi thi. kai gamale rakhe huye the jinmaein kai paudhe aur belein lage huye the. ek jhoolaa-chair latak rahi thi. aur usake peechhe kisi doosare banglow
ki deewaar thi.
har darawaaze, khidaki par parde the. bachelors ke room mein parde? wo waakaee mein fizoolkharch thaa. isaki english sir se poochhoongaa.
usaki personality ke aishwarya se us room kaa vaibhav poori tarah match kar rahaa thaa, par phir bhi mujhe ye sab zaroorat se zyaadaa lagaa. kaun baap apane is umr ke launde ko itanaa sab degaa. magar sab baap mere baap ki tarah makkhichoos thode hi hote hain.
har saamaan aaraam se idhar-udhar bikharaa huaa thaa. koi bhi cheez kahin bhi daal di gayi thee, jaise bachelors' ke room hote hain. isase confirm huaa ki wo room waakai mein usi kaa thaa.
usane apane pairon se ek-doosare pair ke joote utaar diye, aur phir ek-ek paanv uthaa kar moje utaar diye. usane un sabako wahin tapakaa diyaa. room ki entropy increase ho gayi thi.
wo aage badhaa aur sofe ki chair par se kuchh kapade hataataa kar sofe ki doosari chair par daalataa huaa bolaa, "baitho."
mainne jhuk kar apane juute-moze utaare aur darwaaze ke paas rakh diye. phir main jaa kar us kursi par baith gayaa.
usane remote uthaa kar TV on kiyaa, aur remote mere haath mein thamaa diyaa. mainne volume ko ekdam low kar diyaa, aur channels change, nahin, surf karane lagaa.
usane bolaa, "coffee, drink?"
mere munh mein paani bhar aayaa. mainne sochaa.
Hmm! coffee banane mein to bahut time lagataa aur use taqaleef hoti. par drink peene mein usase bhi zyaadaa time laganaa thaa. mujhe bike se room jaanaa thaa. ham donon hi khaanaa khaa chuke the isaliye drink jam to nahin rahi thi, par ek peg mein kyaa hone waalaa thaa. par piyenge to ek peg par hi kyon rukenge? mainne apane aap ko onfuse ho jaane diyaa. mainne kahaa, "whatever."
aur usane daaru ki ek list sunaa di, jaise kisi hotel mein waiter dishes ke naam ek saath bolataa jaataa hai. wo kaee aise brandname bol rahaa thaa jo mainne sune bhi nahin the.
mujhe us list mein ek naam zaroor sunaa hua milaa, aur use sun kar mere munh mein paani bhar aayaa. usane kahaa thaa, "Shampain?"
mainne sunaa to thaa, par usaki spelling mujhe yaad nahin thi. kal sir se poochhoongaa.
main to rum waalaa thaa, aur jab DD der se aataa thaa, to 120/- waali bottle bhi chalaani padati thi, wo bhi udhaari par. meri aankhon mein Shampain sun kar chamak to aani hi thi. usane shaayad wo chamak note kari aur usane list sunaani wahin par band kar di. hmm. obervant to thaa.
wo kitchen mein gayaa aur usane fridge kholaa. mainne dekhaa ki fridge thasaathas bharaa huaa hai, aur usamein waakai mein kai qism ki bottles rakhi thin jo daaru ki varieties ke alaawaa kuchh ho hi nahin sakati theen.
mujhe phir lagaa ki baap baaki aish karawaa bhi de, par bete ko daaroo ki dukaan to nahin kharidawaayegaa. hostel mein to kisi kaa koi rishtedaar aane waalaa hotaa thaa, to sab dost mil kar usake room se khaas cheezein le jaa kar apane-apane rooms mein chhupaate the. mere room mein heroinon ke na jaane kitane nange posters to mere baap ke aane par hataane-lagaane mein kharaab ho chuke the.
usane ek bottle nikaal kar fridge band kiyaa, do crystal glass uthaaye aur laa kar mere saamane table par rakh diye. phir poochhaa, "paani, soda, cold-drink?"
use list sunaane ki lat thi. shaayad wo jataanaa chaah rahaa thaa ki usake paas sab kuchh thaa. magar phir mainne apani gaand par ek laat maari ki wo mujhe shampain pilaa rahaa hai aur main usake nukhs nikaal rahaa hoon. kyaa main fitaratan naashukraa thaa? nahin. naashukraa to main bilkul nahin thaa. mujhe lagaa ki main usase itanaa zyaadaa impress ho gayaa hoon ki apane ko bahut chhotaa mahasoos kar rahaa hoon. isaliye meraa dimaag koi safaaee dhoondh rahaa thaa.
mujhe to yah bhi nahin maaloom thaa ki shampain kis cheez ke saath pi jaati hai. main rum paani se peetaa thaa. mainne "paani" bolaa. wo jaa kar kitchen se thande paani ki bottle, sode ki bottle, aur barf ki tray laayaa. Hmm! to wo sode se piyegaa.
mainne do peg banaaye. hamane cheers karaa aur pahali chuski li.
wow.
bhai waah.
angoor ki betiyaan to gale se neeche se utarane ke baad sar par chadhati theen. yah saali to munh mein rakhate hi sar phaad kar baahar nikal gayi. itanaa jaldi asar to desi gulaab, naarangi mein bhi nahin hotaa thaa. haan ji. mainne desi daaroo bhi pee huyi thi.
mujhe kamare ki har cheez do-do dikhane lagi thi. Hmm! to yah mazaa hai shampain kaa. isiliye log isake deewaane hain.
wo kamare mein aane ke baad se khadaa hi huaa thaa.
usane chuski maarate huye kahaa, "yaar. do minute mail check kar loon." mere jawaab kaa intazaar kiye binaa hi wo jaa kar computer par baith gayaa thaa.
computer shaayad on hi thaa. usane monitor on kiyaa aur khoob saari khuli huyi windows saamane aa gayi. usane thunderbird par jaa kar mail download kareen. Hmm! broadband thaa.
wo kaafi der tak khoob saari mails padhataa aur kuchh ke replies detaa rahaa.
mujhe tez nashaa ho gayaa thaa. meri nazar jis taraf pad rahi thi wahin par tik kar rah jaa rahi thi aur na jaane kyaa-kyaa khayaal aa rahe the. mainne apane dimaag ko itani tej raftaar se daudataa paayaa jaisaa aaj tak nahin huaa thaa. main kuchh sochanaa shuru karataa to pahalaa shabd sochane se pahale hi pooraa vaakyaa aur usake das-das jawaab samajh mein aa jaa rahe the.
jay bolo shampain mayyaa ki. main to bik gayaa tere dwaare.
main dik-kaal kaa pooraa hisaab bhool chukaa thaa. main usake room par hoon, mujhe apane room jaanaa hai, kuchh bhi dhyaan nahin thaa. aisaa lagaa ki main to barason se, janamon se yahin hoon aur ham donon ek doosare ko srashthi ke aarambh se jaanate hain.
aur phir jab usane ek nazar meri or daali to mujhe dhyaan aayaa ki main use na jaane kitani der se ektak dekh rahaa thaa.
wo muskuraayaa. main muskuraayaa.
wo muskuraayaa. main muskuraayaa.
wo muskuraayaa. main muskuraayaa.
meelon door ke kisi gahare kunwein se usaki aawaaz aaee, "ek aur."
wo poochh nahin rahaa thaa, ichchhaa zaahir kar rahaa thaa. mainne dekhaa ki ham donon ke glass na jaane kab khaali ho chuke the.
usane computer ki screen off kar di. phir wo aaya aur usane apanaa glass table par rakh diyaa. mainne donon glasses mein shampain daali, aur apane glass mein paani daalaa.
main usake glass mein paani daalane lagaa ki usane kahaa, "sodaa."
mujhe dhyaan aayaa. mainne soda daalaa.
usane apanaa glass uthaayaa. mainne apanaa glass uthaate huye usake glass se takaraa diyaa aur jhoomate huye bolaa, "cheers."
usane ek nazar mujhe dekhaa to mujhe dhyaan aayaa ki pahalaa peg to pahale hi ho chukaa hai. par tab tak wo "cheers" bol kar chuski bhar rahaa thaa.
aur mainne apanaa glass jo munh se lagaa kar hataayaa to mainne dekhaa ki main pooraa glaas ek hi saans mein khali kar chukaa hoon.
main baadalon ke bhi oopar tair rahaa thaa. mujhe mere saamane gol neeli dharati aur peelaa sooraj dikhaaee de rahe the. phir chamakataa huaa chaand dikhaa. mainne sar jhatakaa. nahin. wo chaand nahin usakaa cheharaa thaa.
main TV dekhane lagaa. koi bore film aa rahi thi. mainne remote uthaa kar kai channel badale aur phir ek jagah mere haathon par lakawaa maar gayaa.
TV par nangi chudaae kaa koi scene chal rahaa thaa. aisaa badhiyaa to mainne BP par bhi nahin dekhaa thaa. par na boli samajh mein aa rahi thi, na channel kaa logo dekhaa huaa thaa.
mujhe apani ladkhadaaee aawaaz sunaaee padi, "kaun saa channel hai?"
usane das-baarah light-years door se kahaa, "pataa nahin. dish bahut se aise channel deti hai." to usane cable nahin, dish lagaa rakhi thi.
jahaan tak mujhe yaad hai, us raat meri mere chaand se yahi aakhiri baat hui thi. meri chaand-raat ki subah hone tak.
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